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[Nov. 14th, 2009|06:16 pm] |
I had a dream recently that I met Momus, and he brought me to a sex shop. In London. Then I went outside and saw some tanks driving around.
I wish real life was so exciting. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|11:24 am] |
WHY THE FUCK IS MOMUS IN THE LJ SPOTLIGHT THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT HIS JOURNAL IS ABOUT EITHER, EL GHEY
I AM SO OUTRAGED, NOW MOMUS WILL HAVE EVEN MORE RETARDED PEOPLE COMMENTING IN HIS JOURNAL AND NOW MOMUS WILL THINK HE'S JESUS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|08:32 pm] |
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How the fuck did Momus' El Ghey become such a huge circlejerk hugparty? I have been gone for way too long. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|01:17 pm] |
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From Lester Bang's delusional bio of Eno:
"he (Eno) said: "I called for a girl in response to one of those ads once. It said 'Unusual black girls.' So I phoned and said, 'Just what do you mean by unusual?' They said, 'Just what did you have in mind?' I said, 'Well, I'd like one that was bald with an astigmatism.' 'Well, we'll see what we can do,' they said. They found the astigmatism but no the baldness." "Why astigmatism?" I wondered. "I'm terribly attracted to women with ocular damage."
If Momus manages to blackface himself, he's in with a chance yet, y/y/we should set it up/only if we shoot Cale first?
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|03:56 pm] |
This is probably the most LOL email conversation I've had with Momus, even though pretty much all of them are amazing.
Subject: Hi Momus!
Me:
Blah blah blah thank God for you, you helped keep me sane around the time I left Mormonism blah blah blah
Momus:
YES, THANK GOD FOR ME!
(AND YOU)
x
Attached picture:
Me:
OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Is that Mark on the left? Look at how cute you are!
Momus:
Yes, it's Mark! The little girl in between us is now a commodities trader in Singapore!
Me:
You guys look so foxy! And you sound so excited right now!!
Momus:
That's because I'm BLOGGING right now, Michelle! Can you think of anything more exciting to be doing? Thought not!
Me:
Oh my God! That's so exciting! Are you blogging on the edge of a cliff? XTREME BLOGGING? I bet you can't wait for the comments to pour in! Holy shit, man!
Momus:
i am ALWAYS blogging on the edge of a cliff, in my own mind, Michelle.
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Jesus Christ I missed LOL'ing at Momus! |
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[Oct. 8th, 2008|12:32 pm] |
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You guys, I had a nightmare last night. I need someone to hold me-- I made out with Momus. AND I ENJOYED IT IN THE DREAM. Though he wouldn't slip me any tongue. Should I be thankful? Also I asked him where his lover was and he wouldn't tell me wtf ;_________; |
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[Jul. 26th, 2008|05:54 pm] |
Everything about this amuses me. Any other lolzy momus interviews?
MUSIC HAS DIED YOU GUISE ;__;
WHEN BLOGGING, MOMUS IS REACHING INSIDE HIMSELF, AND PULLING SOMETHING OUT. YEEEP.
then he said some other things. idk I fell asleep. |
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